1. You've reached Julie Newmar...... leave your message after the beep. 2. Hey! My advice may not be the best, but at least it makes life more fun. 3. Get your costume on, we're going out tonight. I will not accept anything other than a yes. 4. Can you believe the amount of things I get away with flashing a little cleavage? O:-) 5. What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
1. YOU PROMISED!!! You even pinky swore! 2. If I have to hear a "pussywhipped" joke one more time... 3. Okay, forget the study session. New plan. Buffet and Brains - it's like we reward ourselves for acing our practice tests with stuffing our faces. I'm tooootally going to trademark it. 4. I can't go out – I ran out of foundation and I refuse to be seen like this. 5. I have a treasure map and there's a 50% chance it leads riiiight into your pants. ;)
Guy wears off on you. There's reasons why we're on-again-off-again.
[ Like Matt hasn't turned his quip-meter up a few notches after teaming with the webhead... Either way – he matches her for the pun and she's left rolling her eyes almost completely out of her head. ]
I didn't know this was a duet. You really wanna go toe-to-toe?
[ The monkey's paw theory is clearly in effect, here. Felicia texting about this now doesn't mean he hasn't been thinking about her at least once this past evening. Her and her... well. Yes. The current subject of their conversation. ]
You're lucky Hammerhead's taking forever to make a move. I think he's just spending the night getting hammered.
But what you're doing right now, Cat, is burgling my attention.
And if I'm being honest? You were doing that well before you texted me.
[ Felicia might already know he's on stakeout. Thus, she might already know how bored he can be. This right here is a symptom of it. ]
[ With great power... ya ya. What applies here isn't restraint at all. Felicia's not suited up – not out on the town causing problems or trying to solve said problems if she's feeling generous. Her penthouse was lonely, her bottle of 1990 Latour already on its last glass.
She's not a sloppy drunk, she's a fun one. Flirty. Little bit of clingy. Peter was her attention as she lays out on her balcony, two of her cats curled up at her side. ]
That makes two of us then.
[ He's being honest and she just... smirks at her phone, like a dumb love-struck teen. Stupid, Spider. ]
How can I burgle something that belongs to me anyway? You said it yourself! I just think you like painting me as a bad girl.
Kidding, Cat. I guess that's comforting to know, that I'm... thought of.
Last I checked, you were always the one holding the paint brush. I'm just a viewer.
...Not that I'm complaining.
[ Great power, great responsibility-- check! He's looked on to find Hammerhead still idling around in a stupor. Nothing to necessitate him pocketing his phone, so his eyes can now frantically look to it for a response every so often. ]
Ooooh, that sounds so fake. I bet if I Facetimed you right now you'd be cracking one of those smug smirks. That's when I know you're being a lil' shithead!
[ But, back to her showering him with flirtations and not exploding like Ryuji would... ]
AHEM... Birdboy, I practically know this map like the back of my hand. Fortunately for you, anyway...
Well you’re burgling mine now. But again! Not complaining.
I can think of a few benefits worth reciprocating after this. Btw it’s been like, two hours of me pillaging warehouses, interrogating goons, and locating Hammerhead.
[ It occurs to him to leave a spider-tracer on Hammerhead if nothing continues to happen. No clandestine meeting with a new partner that Peter’s supposed to be looking out for... at least not yet.
If duty calls elsewhere, like a giant dragon rampaging through the city for a chocolate egg, Peter just might whip it out.
Oooooh, don't tell me you're offering free Uber now with your little Wall Wagon. [ She had to go there. This is what was fun, back and forth. Always pressing the boundaries on annoying, flirty, serious, or good fun. Felicia didn't like being figured out, even drunk apparently. ] Just curious. Maybe a tiny bit hurt you didn't invite me.
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