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Tim Drake ([personal profile] hackitudes) wrote in [community profile] gourmetburgers2021-05-26 12:17 pm

[texting repository] bc not everything's gotta be action



gen texts
spicy sexts
crack...
idc go wild
declaw: (omd-27)

felicia - tfln

[personal profile] declaw 2021-05-28 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
1. You've reached Julie Newmar...... leave your message after the beep.
2. Hey! My advice may not be the best, but at least it makes life more fun.
3. Get your costume on, we're going out tonight. I will not accept anything other than a yes.
4. Can you believe the amount of things I get away with flashing a little cleavage? O:-)
5. What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
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ann - tfln

[personal profile] burglarize 2021-05-28 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
1. YOU PROMISED!!! You even pinky swore!
2. If I have to hear a "pussywhipped" joke one more time...
3. Okay, forget the study session. New plan. Buffet and Brains - it's like we reward ourselves for acing our practice tests with stuffing our faces. I'm tooootally going to trademark it.
4. I can't go out – I ran out of foundation and I refuse to be seen like this.
5. I have a treasure map and there's a 50% chance it leads riiiight into your pants. ;)
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[personal profile] radioactivities 2021-05-29 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Uhhhhhhhh

[ He's on stake-out when he gets this, hating to admit it's been a slow night. Worse yet, nobody's here to tell him "Think clean thoughts, chum." ]

Don't. Even. Start.
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[personal profile] clubbings 2021-05-29 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't low-hanging fruit like this more Spider-Man's wheelhouse?

[ Never mind how much he's smiling at the ridiculousness of the pun... ]

I will say this, Cat.

If the devil ever loses his hair, there'd be hell toupee.
declaw: (felicia28)

[personal profile] declaw 2021-05-29 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ And does it matter to her? She's gotten worse drunk texts from him insisting that the monkey paw theory is legit. ]

I'm just pointing out the obvious that my toolkit is not limited to my burgle kit. Which, BTW, a stupid word. Burgle.

Are you mad you're thinking about said cleavage?
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[personal profile] declaw 2021-05-29 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Guy wears off on you. There's reasons why we're on-again-off-again.

[ Like Matt hasn't turned his quip-meter up a few notches after teaming with the webhead... Either way – he matches her for the pun and she's left rolling her eyes almost completely out of her head. ]

I didn't know this was a duet. You really wanna go toe-to-toe?
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[personal profile] burglarize 2021-05-29 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ She heard this on a TV show and wanted to try it. Just, y'know, for fun? She always has to up her game going against the boy wonder over there. ]

Maybe I found it? Locked away deep within a palace. Hmmmmmmmmm. Maybe my sources are accurate! Be optimistic!
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[personal profile] radioactivities 2021-05-29 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ The monkey's paw theory is clearly in effect, here. Felicia texting about this now doesn't mean he hasn't been thinking about her at least once this past evening. Her and her... well. Yes. The current subject of their conversation. ]

You're lucky Hammerhead's taking forever to make a move. I think he's just spending the night getting hammered.

But what you're doing right now, Cat, is burgling my attention.

And if I'm being honest? You were doing that well before you texted me.


[ Felicia might already know he's on stakeout. Thus, she might already know how bored he can be. This right here is a symptom of it. ]

There. I said it. Are you happy??
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[personal profile] clubbings 2021-05-29 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Guess my enhanced senses didn't come packaged with an enhanced sense of humor. But at least all his jokes are better in braille.

[ That's the most Matt will ever admit to Spider-Man being funny. Felicia better not bring out the receipts sometime... ]

Afraid to let the cat out of the bag? Because I'm not waiting till hell freezes over.

It hurts to write these, you know. Hurts like an addiction.
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[personal profile] declaw 2021-05-29 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ With great power... ya ya. What applies here isn't restraint at all. Felicia's not suited up – not out on the town causing problems or trying to solve said problems if she's feeling generous. Her penthouse was lonely, her bottle of 1990 Latour already on its last glass.

She's not a sloppy drunk, she's a fun one. Flirty. Little bit of clingy. Peter was her attention as she lays out on her balcony, two of her cats curled up at her side. ]


That makes two of us then.

[ He's being honest and she just... smirks at her phone, like a dumb love-struck teen. Stupid, Spider. ]

How can I burgle something that belongs to me anyway? You said it yourself! I just think you like painting me as a bad girl.
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[personal profile] declaw 2021-05-29 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Are they better in TikTok's new voiceover, though? That's the better question.

[ She will. She has to get him back for the egg, after all. ]

Awww, poor baby. Sorry, if you're looking for a cure... I have nun.
Edited (not voice to text im a fool) 2021-05-29 03:47 (UTC)
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[personal profile] radioactivities 2021-05-29 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
You were burgling your own attention?

Kidding, Cat. I guess that's comforting to know, that I'm... thought of.

Last I checked, you were always the one holding the paint brush. I'm just a viewer.

...Not that I'm complaining.


[ Great power, great responsibility-- check! He's looked on to find Hammerhead still idling around in a stupor. Nothing to necessitate him pocketing his phone, so his eyes can now frantically look to it for a response every so often. ]
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[personal profile] burglarize 2021-05-29 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. I think you're volunteering for that. Maybe the real treasure map was the cute boy we met along the way.

[ And before he can – ]

That means you, by the way. Don't even!
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[personal profile] clubbings 2021-05-29 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I can't follow along with that stuff for the life of me. Had enough after a song from some kid's show got stuck in my head.

[ Then she fires away. More revenge for the egg incident, he suspects. ]

Never even suspected. I'm actually feline fine, anyway.

Speaking to a fine feline kind of does that.


[ ...a minute later, ]

That wasn't a pass. Just can't ignore our sin-ergy.
declaw: (spidermen7)

[personal profile] declaw 2021-05-29 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
No attention is burgled! Jeeeez.

I'm not an artist, got a C in my elective in college. I just like to facilitate and ensure all parties are mutually benefitted. Not burgled.


[ She sends a spam of angel halo emojis after. ]

Not the first time you've been all alone "at work" and me stuck here. I'd join you, but I don't drink and swing. How long have you been out, Peter?
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[personal profile] declaw 2021-05-29 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Join the club. Guess we're both into the thick of it.

[ She is almost 30. This is not how she should be texting, yet. Yolo? ]

That one wasn't even trying! It was a double whammy, you skipped my turn!

[ Says the woman without a comeback. Hm. ]

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[personal profile] burglarize 2021-05-29 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ No sANNdwich here. ]

Ooooh, that sounds so fake. I bet if I Facetimed you right now you'd be cracking one of those smug smirks. That's when I know you're being a lil' shithead!

[ But, back to her showering him with flirtations and not exploding like Ryuji would... ]

AHEM... Birdboy, I practically know this map like the back of my hand. Fortunately for you, anyway...
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[personal profile] radioactivities 2021-05-29 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well you’re burgling mine now. But again! Not complaining.

I can think of a few benefits worth reciprocating after this. Btw it’s been like, two hours of me pillaging warehouses, interrogating goons, and locating Hammerhead.


[ It occurs to him to leave a spider-tracer on Hammerhead if nothing continues to happen. No clandestine meeting with a new partner that Peter’s supposed to be looking out for... at least not yet.

If duty calls elsewhere, like a giant dragon rampaging through the city for a chocolate egg, Peter just might whip it out.

The spider-tracer, that is. ]


Why do you ask?
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[personal profile] clubbings 2021-05-29 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
You know if I open that link and listen to it, there’s no turning back. Might turn to prayer over this.

[ After palpating her last message, it being converted to braille like the rest on his device, he actually chuckles. ]

Do you want me to keep skipping?

Or should I be nice and give you a meowment to come up with something?
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[personal profile] declaw 2021-05-29 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Good. I'll screenshot this for future reference.

[ Screencapping all the boys, it's fine. ]

Oooooh, don't tell me you're offering free Uber now with your little Wall Wagon. [ She had to go there. This is what was fun, back and forth. Always pressing the boundaries on annoying, flirty, serious, or good fun. Felicia didn't like being figured out, even drunk apparently. ] Just curious. Maybe a tiny bit hurt you didn't invite me.
Edited 2021-05-29 05:45 (UTC)
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[personal profile] declaw 2021-05-29 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Get the rosary beads ready, baby.

[ All she gave him was that keen encouragement. Jesus. ]

You threw me off my groove. I need a recovery purriod.

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