[texting repository] bc not everything's gotta be action

[hackitudes]

gen texts
spicy sexts
crack...
idc go wild

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hal - tfln

[ringcapacity]

1. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell.”
2. Wait hang on I can send you a better haiku, give me chance here
3. I can't believe they made a group text to scream to me about Costco.
4. so you e-mailed me a total of 64 kama sutra positions you wanna try with me over the weekend. appreciate the over-confidence in my stamina and flexibility.
5. i can now check off being worshipped by a murderous cult from my superhero bingo card.