[texting repository] bc not everything's gotta be action

[hackitudes]

gen texts
spicy sexts
crack...
idc go wild

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[clubbings]

Gotta make Hell's Kitchen live up to its name.

[ Despite how banged up he is, Matt's chipper knowing he's had worse. But he appreciates the understanding, because quite frankly? Few other people understand the life. The ease of misunderstanding has made things difficult for him, to be sure. He need only think of his friendship with Foggy, especially. ]

The Chaste are just happy the egg never fell into the Hand's... hands.

You can imagine what they'd get up to if they held a bargaining chip against Fin Fang Foom.

[declaw]

Don't start.

[ She will definitely block. ]

Well, I'm glad I did my part in stopping a gang of organized ninjas from recruiting a dragon with a love for chocolate. What a badge of honor!

[clubbings]

Sorry, thought you could take the heat.

[ In true Daredevil fashion, he loves pushing his luck. ]

I could get you a medal from the same folks that made all our "Nelson and Murdock" nameplates.

"Felicia Hardy: Savior of New York City, Deliverer of Chocolate Eggs."

[declaw]

Oh, cat is totally going to get your tongue. Game over, hornhead, you won. Do you want that for your cap folder?

[ Don't push the luck against a black cat, dumb dumb. ]

Please don't. I have no space for it and if I get anymore things, my landlord may think I'm a hoarder at this point. The medal lives on in my heart.

[clubbings]

As far as I'm concerned, it's already there. Thanks for playing.

[ He selects a gif from a vaguely-inputted description alone, and sends it. Not even knowing what's actually in it. ]

Well, I'm not gonna insist. But just know you can call in a favor any time.

Doesn't matter how seemingly trivial, either. Just might lead to another... eggscapade.

[declaw]

This is why we don't hang out as much. You're pretty infuriating, more so than a typical lawyer.

[ Jesus, what a boomer. ]

I'll remember that and make you regret it. Writing a blank check your ass may not be able to cash, hmm. Especially for that last pun. Ugh.

[clubbings]

And hell hath no fury like

Forget it. I'm stopping there. Drawing the line definitively.

[ He seems to have lost self control, here. Like it's more difficult not to make another shitty pun. ]

Compared to all the law school debt I'm still paying off, that's nothing.

Might have to cash it in later, though. Wolverine's calling. I think he's ready to tell me all about Eastern Europe.

[declaw]

Ohhhh, hope it's a good caper. Tell him I said hey, but not in a 'I miss your dumb ass' kinda way. Casual.

Talk to you later, DD. Take care of yourself and soak a little extra.

[ AND ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL CLOSED THREAD. ]