[texting repository] bc not everything's gotta be action

[hackitudes]

gen texts
spicy sexts
crack...
idc go wild

Comments

mark - tfln

[notvincible]

1. why do you keep sending me messages that end with #mindfulness.
2. HEY! worst possible superpower to have— go!
3. when you're ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, call me. I'll support you in that.
4. Feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Fiat or a Mini Cooper or something.
5. Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours.

@carts

[notvincible]

( continued from here. )

Ever heard of a productive caffeine overdose??

...Me neither.

I'm really screwed, aren't I. Maybe a crimefighting kinda all-nighter is in order.

[carts]

Do you want a percentage or a number ranking on the screw scale?

[notvincible]

I still don't really get percentages. Just gimme something out of 10... while I drink this tea in anticipation.

Anteacipation.

[carts]

I'd say....

A solid 6/10? Not the worst, but not impressive either.

Stop. You're worst than a dad!

[ So she hears? FUNNY NOT HAVING ONE. ]

[notvincible]

Please. You haven't heard the worst my dad has to offer.

[ ...neither has he. ]

I'll take that score, because you're right. On the misery index, I could be so much worse.

Does this mean it's cool if I keep drinking this tea? I kinda dig it.