[texting repository] bc not everything's gotta be action

[hackitudes]

gen texts
spicy sexts
crack...
idc go wild

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tim - tfln

[hackitudes]

1. At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
2. seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
3. I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate message, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
4. Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
5. Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.