[texting repository] bc not everything's gotta be action

[hackitudes]

gen texts
spicy sexts
crack...
idc go wild

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jason - tfln

[degenesis]

1. I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix
2. For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
3. You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
4. Apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
5. I refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"

@bandages

[degenesis]

( continued from here. )

whoa, stop the world. that's a very kinky request. you still plan to eat it after that?

you're braver than me.

[ he's so entertained by this, she doesn't even KNOW ]

i'm getting you a #4 either way. you seem hangry.

trust me, i'd know.

[bandages]

you fucking wish.

[ When Kainé is use to being the loudest mouth and smartest attitude in the room... she's met her match here, maybe??? ]

it's not even anything to do with hunger. you got my stuff, I want it. simple as that, no other way to slice it. and trust me, I know hundreds of ways to.

[degenesis]

well, shit. i take that back. not as daring as i thought. :\

[ this is so worth texting and driving for. especially now that he's got the order sitting shotgun. ]

you... plan to slice this thing up? after all the trouble?

sounds like i'm gonna have to protect it from you.

even if #4 has to go cold.

[ honestly, pushing her buttons like this is more satisfying than kicking the shit out of the joker. ]

[bandages]

[ We are hitting new butt-stuff territory with our threads. Congrats. ]

why are you still talking and not focusing on driving? it's like you sit there and think of the stupidest goddamn thing to do and just do them.

and it's pissing me off.

[degenesis]

not mutually exclusive tasks.

besides, if i crash, isn't that what you want?

since you don't seem to mind cutting up the flower, i could save you the trouble.

can't save your order, though. damn shame, that.

[ he doesn't announce it, but if she looks back on the sent location she'll find him closer to the designated spot. movement on the map is slow, presumably he's parking. ]

@rasberry

[degenesis]

( continued from here. )

Which one? Got a lot to choose from.

Look, I can't control the path of destruction that seems to follow me around everywhere. At least I can promise there won't be a dull moment.

[rasberry]

I'll let you figure it out.

Dull moment... You call the shootout on the upper plates last time we hooked up fun?! I lost my favorite backpack up there. :(

[degenesis]

You know that's gonna demand a thorough inspection. Are you ready for it?

"Hooked up," though. Interesting choice of words. Better not be the "last time" indeed.

[ Of course he goes there. ]

Lemme sweeten the deal by getting you a new backpack, then. With upgrades.

Like, that thing really needed a water bottle sleeve.