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gourmetburgers2021-05-26 12:17 pm
hackitudes) wrote in gourmetburgers2021-05-26 12:17 pm
[texting repository] bc not everything's gotta be action
gen texts
spicy sexts
crack...
idc go wild
gen texts
spicy sexts
crack...
idc go wild
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Took a beating from Venom, so I’m taking an ice bath. He had a separate agenda against Fisk and Hobgoblin, but I was able to sic him against those two before he could kill me.
You could say Venom was seeing red.
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The Venom thing, not the ice bath. But, always a nice visual. You holding up fine or you need me to Uber Eats you some Chinese?
[ At least he can win something today, their pun contest. There's rare moments where Felicia drops the act and can be a concerned feline, okay. ]
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Let's save the Chinese for later, shall we?
[ He notices that the pun contest has officially ended, and he's fine with that, preferring instead to focus on how much the bath is soothing an accumulation of aches and pains. Despite all the power afforded to him by his senses, Matt really can't afford to forget he's only just a man, lacking the endowments of many he's gone toe-to-toe with... as well as alongside. ]
If Spider-Man tags along, we won't even need the Uber Eats.
Never properly thanked you guys for the Foom incident, anyway.
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[ Leftovers, she means. It was a tough job, but she gets it. There's days where she ended up sleeping over 12 hours, ignoring calls and making sure not a drop of sunlight hits her with curtains drawn. There's... a lot of recovery needed for this... hobby. ]
It's fine, part of the territory. I got a dozen or two coffee dates out of it. Not all bad. Add an order of Orange Chicken and all debts will be paid.
We got each other's back.
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[ Despite how banged up he is, Matt's chipper knowing he's had worse. But he appreciates the understanding, because quite frankly? Few other people understand the life. The ease of misunderstanding has made things difficult for him, to be sure. He need only think of his friendship with Foggy, especially. ]
The Chaste are just happy the egg never fell into the Hand's... hands.
You can imagine what they'd get up to if they held a bargaining chip against Fin Fang Foom.
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[ She will definitely block. ]
Well, I'm glad I did my part in stopping a gang of organized ninjas from recruiting a dragon with a love for chocolate. What a badge of honor!
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[ In true Daredevil fashion, he loves pushing his luck. ]
I could get you a medal from the same folks that made all our "Nelson and Murdock" nameplates.
"Felicia Hardy: Savior of New York City, Deliverer of Chocolate Eggs."
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[ Don't push the luck against a black cat, dumb dumb. ]
Please don't. I have no space for it and if I get anymore things, my landlord may think I'm a hoarder at this point. The medal lives on in my heart.
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[ He selects a gif from a vaguely-inputted description alone, and sends it. Not even knowing what's actually in it. ]
Well, I'm not gonna insist. But just know you can call in a favor any time.
Doesn't matter how seemingly trivial, either. Just might lead to another... eggscapade.
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[ Jesus, what a boomer. ]
I'll remember that and make you regret it. Writing a blank check your ass may not be able to cash, hmm. Especially for that last pun. Ugh.
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Forget it. I'm stopping there. Drawing the line definitively.
[ He seems to have lost self control, here. Like it's more difficult not to make another shitty pun. ]
Compared to all the law school debt I'm still paying off, that's nothing.
Might have to cash it in later, though. Wolverine's calling. I think he's ready to tell me all about Eastern Europe.
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Talk to you later, DD. Take care of yourself and soak a little extra.
[ AND ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL CLOSED THREAD. ]