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Hal Jordan ([personal profile] ringcapacity) wrote in [community profile] gourmetburgers 2021-06-04 06:09 pm (UTC)

hal - tfln

1. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell.”
2. Wait hang on I can send you a better haiku, give me chance here
3. I can't believe they made a group text to scream to me about Costco.
4. so you e-mailed me a total of 64 kama sutra positions you wanna try with me over the weekend. appreciate the over-confidence in my stamina and flexibility.
5. i can now check off being worshipped by a murderous cult from my superhero bingo card.

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