[texting repository] bc not everything's gotta be action

[hackitudes]

gen texts
spicy sexts
crack...
idc go wild

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[declaw]

Don't start.

[ She will definitely block. ]

Well, I'm glad I did my part in stopping a gang of organized ninjas from recruiting a dragon with a love for chocolate. What a badge of honor!

[clubbings]

Sorry, thought you could take the heat.

[ In true Daredevil fashion, he loves pushing his luck. ]

I could get you a medal from the same folks that made all our "Nelson and Murdock" nameplates.

"Felicia Hardy: Savior of New York City, Deliverer of Chocolate Eggs."

[declaw]

Oh, cat is totally going to get your tongue. Game over, hornhead, you won. Do you want that for your cap folder?

[ Don't push the luck against a black cat, dumb dumb. ]

Please don't. I have no space for it and if I get anymore things, my landlord may think I'm a hoarder at this point. The medal lives on in my heart.

[clubbings]

As far as I'm concerned, it's already there. Thanks for playing.

[ He selects a gif from a vaguely-inputted description alone, and sends it. Not even knowing what's actually in it. ]

Well, I'm not gonna insist. But just know you can call in a favor any time.

Doesn't matter how seemingly trivial, either. Just might lead to another... eggscapade.

[declaw]

This is why we don't hang out as much. You're pretty infuriating, more so than a typical lawyer.

[ Jesus, what a boomer. ]

I'll remember that and make you regret it. Writing a blank check your ass may not be able to cash, hmm. Especially for that last pun. Ugh.

[clubbings]

And hell hath no fury like

Forget it. I'm stopping there. Drawing the line definitively.

[ He seems to have lost self control, here. Like it's more difficult not to make another shitty pun. ]

Compared to all the law school debt I'm still paying off, that's nothing.

Might have to cash it in later, though. Wolverine's calling. I think he's ready to tell me all about Eastern Europe.

[declaw]

Ohhhh, hope it's a good caper. Tell him I said hey, but not in a 'I miss your dumb ass' kinda way. Casual.

Talk to you later, DD. Take care of yourself and soak a little extra.

[ AND ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL CLOSED THREAD. ]