[texting repository] bc not everything's gotta be action

[hackitudes]

gen texts
spicy sexts
crack...
idc go wild

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logan - tfln

[fatalclaw]

1. On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have to teach in an hour.
2. you know what they say, panicking burns a shit ton of calories.
3. i'm going to stab him in the face. don't try to talk me out of it.
4. Why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan?
5. It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.