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Peter Parker ([personal profile] radioactivities) wrote in [community profile] gourmetburgers 2021-06-03 05:29 pm (UTC)

[ Unfortunately, Peter's prodigious proclivity for puns can't save him from being hungry. At this moment, only avocado toast can. So he takes a seat on the sofa adjacent to Felicia, and pulls his mask off his head. He pries open the takeout box and starts chowing down on said toast, audibly relishing in its savory taste. ]

I'll have to take you up on that idea.

[ He's just worried about protein bars melting on the job, namely when he's out during the day. ]

Can't go punning on empty, after all.

[ Let's just say he heard about Felicia and Matt's little contest.

And when she speaks of Peter's particular gift-- not the spider powers that are a gift and a curse, but his knack for finding nice places in NYC, he scratches the back of his head. He tries not to smile too much, but he's always been a man parched for praise. ]


Aw, shucks. I just learned a lot watching Guy Fieri, y'know?

[ A modest smile becomes one of mischief. ]

Maybe I've been his clone all along.

Might follow his business model for my next venture. Can't go worse than the way Parker Industries went down the toilet!

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