1. I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix 2. For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned. 3. You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk 4. Apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon 5. I refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
jason - tfln
2. For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
3. You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
4. Apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
5. I refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"